House of Brews – San Fernando, California – USA – Cafe Laffe – 01/15/12

"He who compliments everyone... must be tired."

"One can never boom enough."

"Whatever path you choose take with you an extra pair of chones."

"If a tree falls in a forest... the other trees will laugh."

"You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose, but if you can get them to pick yours you sure can pick em."